Jay sits in front of a web camera, wearing a golf-themed hat and holding a coffee mug that says “Golfaholic.”
JAY Hey there, folks! I hope this webcam is doing justice to my rugged good looks. winks
Jay adjusts his hat, attempting to look suave, but it slips down over his eyes.
JAY (CONT’D) (slightly muffled) Whoops! The hat is a bit too adventurous today.
He readjusts the hat, revealing a mischievous grin.
JAY (CONT’D) Now, gather around, because I have an announcement that will make you swing out of your chairs!
Jay takes a dramatic pause, eagerly awaiting the audience’s reaction.
JAY (CONT’D) (drums fingers on the table) I, the one and only Jay, hereby resign from my current position! Yes, you heard it right. Cue the gasps!
Jay waits for a moment, but only silence fills the room.
JAY (CONT’D) (slightly disappointed) Well, maybe the gasps got lost in cyberspace. Moving on!
He raises a paper with a printed logo of LIVGolf.
JAY (CONT’D) Ta-da! I’m excited to announce that I’ll be joining the legendary team at LIVGolf. They saw my “hole-in-one” sense of humor and couldn’t resist recruiting me!
Jay attempts a golf swing with a nearby umbrella but accidentally knocks over a stack of papers.
JAY (CONT’D) Oops! A slight miscalculation there. I promise my golf skills are better on the course. Or so I’ve heard!
Jay chuckles, gathering the fallen papers and straightening them.
JAY (CONT’D) Now, let me tell you about the wonders of LIVGolf. They’re revolutionizing the game! Forget about traditional golf clubs; they’re working on a club that doubles as a selfie stick. So, when you nail that perfect swing, you’ll also capture the perfect selfie! #GolfSwingGoals, anyone?
Jay makes a mock selfie pose, accidentally knocking his coffee mug over.
JAY (CONT’D) Oh no! Not my precious coffee! I hope it wasn’t a birdie on my carpet.
He quickly grabs a tissue and starts dabbing at the spilled coffee.
JAY (CONT’D) Where was I? Ah, yes! LIVGolf is even developing golf balls that have GPS trackers, so you’ll never lose one in the rough again. And they plan to launch a golf cart with an AI voice assistant that tells jokes during your round. Finally, someone who appreciates my humor!
Jay grins, proud of his comedic talents.
JAY (CONT’D) So, there you have it! I’m embarking on this new adventure with LIVGolf, ready to bring laughter, entertainment, and maybe a few embarrassing golf moments to the fairways.
He raises his coffee mug for a toast.
JAY (CONT’D) Here’s to new beginnings, ridiculous golf inventions, and the journey ahead! Thank you all for being a part of my virtual audience. I’ll miss you, but hey, you can always catch me on the green.
Jay raises his hand, attempting to high-five the webcam, but ends up slapping his forehead instead.
JAY (CONT’D) (smirking) Classic Jay move. Signing off with a comedy slapstick. Take care, everyone!
Jay blows a playful kiss to the camera as the screen fades to black.
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